Patchy

The name given to someone who has a really patchy fake tan.

Person A: Aye patchy, nice tan!

Person B: C’mon it isn’t that bad!

by Itoldyouso May 22, 2021

Plathy

When you have been up multiple nights in a row on a sick bender looking what you think is “Fresh as fuck” while in reality you are crabbing out looking like a dried up ball sack with one black curly pube and struggling for dear life while fighting shadow people even though it’s night time. During this 1-whole life process you are continually stringing together sentences out of sheer luck that only other people almost in the same state as a “Plath” can understand while making homosexual gestures.

Did you see Keeno and Box lastnight humping the tree and rubbing the pussy cats genitals ? They were in a state, a Plathy state.

by SickCantt February 17, 2022

Patchito

Patchito is a annoying person and is kind of like the f word and b word as well as n word as one

shut up you patchito

by Patchito March 3, 2022

patchmade

a song by THE GOAT xaviersobased.

"you heard that song patchmade?"

by weilandfan23 on ig September 28, 2023

Beta Patch

(n) An item that causes mass hysteria for no good reason. Also linked to Hershey squirts, acne, facial hair, hemmoroids, addiction to Tony Bennett tunes, Rosco P. Coletraine-like laughs, and fever in laboratory rats.

Did you get the Beta Patch?

by NCRacer July 18, 2003

Puka Patch

Instant in-the-water ding repair for surf and stand up paddle boards.

Don't let a ding snake your wave, puka patch it!

by Sunny Jam October 3, 2011

Snatch Patch

The unruly part of one's pubic hair that fluffs out of her bikini bottoms.

Tiffany: "Damn, what's up with the snatch patch?"

Amber: "I, like, totally forgot to shave this morning."

by Ali Cat August 25, 2013