Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.

"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."

by Annastacia June 27, 2009

pinch machine

A sexual act involving of the male inserting his testicles into an anus and letting it close on his testicles.

Guy "Dude how was last night?"

Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."

Guy "Ouch."

by Rally Cry November 4, 2010

Pinched my Bird

When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.

Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.

by WhoGoesToArbys October 15, 2020

Pancy Neloci

A turd so big it goes inside the hole but won't go down. It just sits there and does barrel rolls for a minimum of 3 flushes.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I experienced a Pancy Neloci and we may have to call a plumber.

by Corn Bred Daddy Muztard FTWS December 12, 2021

asshole pinche

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole

" no please! not another asshole pinche!"

by coco lala banks December 2, 2013

Shadow Pincher

Sex term. Positioning your hand like a doberman pincher shadow puppet and using it on a female sexually. THREE IN THE STINK; THUMB IN THE PINK!

This girl needed more last night, so I had to sick the Shadow Pincher on her. Good Dog.

by murmursho June 1, 2015

Pittsburgh Pinky

When you luxuriously lick marinara sauce off of your pinky finger while eating mozzarella sticks. The tongue must be fully extended outside of the mouth before the licking commences.

Wow, I had no idea Bartholemew's tongue was so long before I watched him do a Pittsburgh Pinky.

by ted cruz's butter cow October 18, 2017