pocket pilot

A pilot with a fit, trim build that you just want to put in your pocket and take home with you.

Oh good, I'm flying with my favorite pocket pilot today, he's so cute!

by brrrrrj October 23, 2013

Boner Pilot

When a guy is horny with a girl and loses all sense of conscious thought. Basically he starts thinking with his dick instead of his brain.

Damn, Johnny was on boner pilot our entire date last night. 😒

by Waltzer_ July 10, 2016

Rice Pilaf Boy

A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf

Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy

by Think has stopped working June 11, 2021

conversational auto pilot

when you either dont give a shit about what someone is trying to talk to you about, or you are busy doing something else to pay any attention to them

an example of conversational auto pilot is when you respond to someone with short answers that in no way carry the conversation.

haha, nice, wow, thats gay, what the heck,

by murad burrito May 12, 2011

Stone Temple Pilots

Best fucking band ever. Scott Weiland is God.

Burn, burn, burn! Burn your wicked garden down. - Stone Temple Pilots

by Christian335 August 13, 2017

back seat pilot

Someone who has no qualifications to fly an aircraft but pretends to know a lot more than the pilot himself.

Mark: Oh look how he had a sharp turn upon approach.

John: boy shut up and stop being a back seat pilot.

by Ms Chai August 30, 2017

cody pilot

A name used when a man’s genitalia can’t be located with the human eye, and requires magnification tools. When located, the organ is typically surrounded by clusters that one may consider herpes, but they’re instead a rare fungal infection that occurs when performing sexual acts in a field of butter.

After seeing cody pilot, my vagina dried of like the Sahara Desert.

by RumpleForeskin1 January 4, 2018