phooney

A cooler way to say funny

Pronounced : "F-oo-nee"

"That joke was so phooney, I pissed myself."

by Like A Glooove July 30, 2017

Phlop

'Plhop' is the antonym of 'Phat.' Below one's standards, unhip, uncool, uncooth. Alternately, doubles as spelling of 'Flop.'

-I hate this car, it's totally 'phlop'.

-The old axiom is true: Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, and that's 'phlop.' Teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime, and that's phat.

My penis is 'phloppy,' meaning, it is not erect.

by Dwight "I have a degree" Cockface March 14, 2004

phoom

the explosion of something

When the lemonade in the glass is forazen it goes phoom.

by 3mo3lmo December 3, 2004

phooning

The act of placing you and your lovers phones on top of each other.

person 1: "Babe, have you seen my phone?"
person 2: "Yeah, it's phooning on the nightstand"

by maymaya August 22, 2016

Phooshat

A Phooshat is something that becomes a penguin after you poke it with the small section of your fingernail that contains the DNA of DINOSAURS.

Did you hear the golden girl became a Phooshat?

by darkx666xheart March 5, 2010

phooph

1) A woman's vagina. (n)

2) A term of endearment. (adj)

She has a hairy phooph.

You are such a phooph!

by Amo A December 24, 2007

phoofing

The act of sucking farts from your partners anus

I stayed in last night for an evening of phoofing with the wife

by randystyles November 3, 2008