Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

Perkin

The condidion of being drunk on alcohol

Thizzin is high, and perkin is drunk.

by Beans-n-Fixins August 4, 2007

Parking Pirate

A Parking Pirate is someone who lurks in parking lots at malls and major retailers seeking out the best possible parking spot. These people will circle aimlessly, avoiding all the open spots at the back of the lot, until alas, they spot their mark...the shopper with bags in one hand, and keys in the other.

This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.

As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!

There's always so many Parking Pirates at the mall right before Christmas.

by Jenn Gren December 19, 2008

Peaking

Euphoric feeling literally an overwhelming sensation of emotions usually good ones.

"Bro CB is peaking right now on the 7 grams of shrooms he took." - People Reading CB's FB posts

by Alt420 July 3, 2020

Screaming parking lot lady

A loud bitch that goes on a rant about illegal photography in a parking lot. The video starts out with her getting out of a car and demanding a camera. For 4 minutes, she screams about illegal photography and trespassing. At one point someone gets too close to her and she screams GET AWAY FROM ME. he asks what they did wrong and she says(or screams).....

1.TRESPASSING
2.ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3.YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOUVE BEEN YELLED AT

go on youtube and search "crazy screaming lady" It will be the first thing

"YE KNOW WHAT ASSHOLE?!"

~Screaming parking lot lady

by poopypants993 December 11, 2010

Peking University

Peking University is like Harvard in USA, is the best university in China. It is also the first formally established modern national university in China.

Q: Why do you want go to Tsinghua University?
A: Because I cannot get into Peking University.

by Tison February 28, 2011

Parking Lot

A traffic jam where not a single car is moving.

The 101-405 interchange was a parking lot at rush hour.

by ncode April 12, 2006