Juicy Pear Jelly Belly

When someone takes a shit on another persons belly, then jizzing upon it following with missionary position sex to rub it around.

Daniel gave Max the Juicy Pear Jelly Belly, and said it was delightful

by maxesoto May 27, 2010

Wet Pear

To wet pear a partner is to dip your balls in a cup of piss and then dip it into your partners mouth.

What are we gonna do with this cup of piss. I say we give her a wet pear.

by Corey Weaver January 4, 2009

Septic Pear

The act of placing various fruits in ones anus, and then proceeding to eat it while having anal sex with them

sharice and I had great septic pear last night, her ass-grapes were delicious

by Thomas Crowe April 25, 2011

Bradford Pear Tree

Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.

Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?

Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.

by k_saymit February 12, 2022

Eating a pear

Yet another term for masturbation.

Svetlana: What's up?

You: Just eating a pear.

Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have a good time I guess.

by Teh Vesti sucks March 29, 2009

Prickly Pear

Eating a girl out with your chin stubble instead of your tongue.

Marissa loves when I give her the prickly pear in November.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

gone pear-shaped

To become pear shaped,or gain hips and an ass

damn, she useta be shaped like an iornin board now she done gone pear shaped.

by Toof Pic June 25, 2004