pcdp

abbreviated form of "portable compact disc player" or "portable cd player"

Which pcdp should I get?

by b3n December 31, 2004

pedopod

A bald guy that smiles in a way that will freak you out and voice cracks a lot that it gets to the point of normality and has a big foot obsession

“Dude you should take off your shoes in front of pedopod!”
“DUDE YES!”

by M3RKL0P3Z October 14, 2017

pedophant

loveable elephant that loves little children

god look at him he's such a pedophant

by pedophant123 April 28, 2009

pedophile

A sicko that likes to have sex with children.

A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.

The prophet muhammad married a 6yo girl named Aisha and then raped her when she was 9 years old. At the time of his marriage to Aisha the prophet was in his late 50's, making him well and truly a pedophile.

"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"

"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"

by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008

padophile

an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.

Did you hear about Scotty? closet Padophile, he bought one and didn't tell his wife.

by fleemsleem April 2, 2010

Pedophilia Rapeasaurus

Someone who uses a fake girls profile to cyber sex online.

Damn i should of known Kim was really a pedophilia rapeasaurus

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

pedophobephobe

Someone who has an abnormal fear of someone who has an abnormal fear of children. Usually related to a fear that the pedophobe might harm children. Does not necessarily imply pedophilia in such a person.

Anna is the pedophobephobe of the neighborhood.

by Peter I. Staker October 16, 2008