Pastying

the art of visiting a pasty shop to purchase pastys.
Also connected to cobbing it

Yo Alex1 you going pastying?
Sure Rob

by Ice9 April 26, 2005

In The Pantry

Someone who has not realized, or denies that they are overweight.

When someone finally accepts their fatness and admits it, they come out of the pantry.

Person A: Dude, I'm just big boned.
Person B: So you're still in the pantry I see.

by TikPandora November 29, 2011

Full Pantry

When a male or female at their sexual prime have multiple mates, partners and FWBs lined up ready and waiting for sex and DTF at a moments notice. Akin to the term Full Stable.

I don't know how Brenda can walk. She's always DTF and has a full pantry.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2016

Pum Pum Pantry

A night club or venue where girls act in a generally slutty demeanour, meaning the pum's always ready for the taking... Pum pum pantry

Man1: Where shall we go tonight?
Man2: I fancy gettin me some pum
Man1: How about the Pum Pum Pantry?
Man2: Good idea, I know it's there for the taking in there.

by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Pasty Whites

The exposed upper thigh when dangerously short shorts are worn.

That guy is exposing the pasty whites!

by Wilson The Bot February 4, 2021

pasty poo

Post drinking alcohol shits that are pasty in nature, thus one can never seem to get their asshole clean

Sorry I used all the TP, I had pasty poo

by p00 July 16, 2006

person of the pasty persuasion

a white person; a cracker.

Q: What do you call one person of the pasty persuasion with 5 black guys?

A: A basketball coach.

by Nick D April 24, 2003