past life

A tactful way of referring to previous careers, companies, or relationships without specifically mentioning names. A way of avoiding thoughtless name-dropping or boring boastful references to things you have done before at other places or with other people.

1. Company: Rather than saying, "Back at YoYoDyne, we used to do this and that and the other", try "In a past life, I used a different process".
2. Career: Avoid "When I was in the Navy, we always did it this way" and replace with "In a past life, I remember doing things in a certain way".
3. Relationship: Instead of telling your current partner, "Sally and I stayed at that bed and breakfast once", perhaps use, "In a past life, I stayed there and it was nice" instead.

by DanGarPrius June 14, 2013

cut and paste

An easy A

I got an A on my essay which I copied and pasted from the internet

by AC October 24, 2003

population paste

a male sperm load presented for female enjoyment

Tracey longed for a taste of my population paste.I gave her a hearty sample poste haste.

A good lyric me thinks!

by Rip Torn January 2, 2007

fuck paste

Another term for semen/jizz/gentleman juice/cum/love sauce.

When trying to - in a rather dirty manner - persuade your ladyfriend to perform a certain act (adopt a Glaswegian (Scotland) accent):

"Dae ya fancy a swallay of ma fuck paste?"

by HateEvent March 8, 2007

paste the tattoo

The act of your partner cumming on your tattoo.

while having sex i told my partner to paste the tattoo.

by shadowlover April 25, 2010

paste-ah

a person who is extremely pale.
almost, sickly pale.

Tan Person: "look at that paste-ah walking down the hall. Her skin is almost translucent!"

by long. June 1, 2009

creation paste

semen
The gametes of a male that unite with the gametes of a female to form a zygote.

the bleach smelling stuff that is released upon the orgasm.

"Dood why does it smell like bleach in the bathroom" "oh sorry i was wanking off and left my creation paste in the sink

by bumtickler September 17, 2010