pasta social

A large gathering of folks that celebrate the sauciest moments in life. Pants are optional.

Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?

Christopher: Yeah man, that shit took so long! I’ll be there for sure!

by Cusefunnies April 10, 2021

Pasta primaverad

Preparing a romantic meal of pasta primavera for your partner and after they have eaten exactly half of it. You take and wrap the remaining noodles around your partner's genitalia and slurp them off.

My wife and I Pasta primaverad to spice up our sex life, shit was bussing.

by KipperKueen May 16, 2021

pasta artery

Artistic but swag penguin lover

pasta artery is a cool guy.

by Ixhent October 19, 2021

Pasta cabronara

An imaginary food that turns the eater into a cabron (asshole). Italian/Spanish equivalent of haterade.

"Dude, what's up with José today?"
"I don't know man, he must have had pasta cabronara with extra sauce for dinner."

by ffw8ten February 4, 2022

Pasta salad

A word used to refer to a vague (and ultimately empty) promise to do something.

"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."

by Cortney Brabaw February 9, 2022

Pasta Dinner

When a guy with a Jacob’s ladder piercing puts wet spaghetti noodles in place of the barbells, fucks a girl on her period, then gets a blowjob.

Dude I dropped acid with my girlfriend last night and then she gave me a pasta dinner, absolutely life changing!

by Dingleberry inc. February 16, 2022

pasta surprise

A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.

She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.

by dandanmatressman May 26, 2022