Pareperacious

adj. The mental state above being simply perspicacious; you are not only aware and perceptive, but now ready to act and capitalise on your insights at any moment.

Oscar and David were on a night out, scoping the dim insides of their local pub. David was pickled, after his worst beer pong game to date. Oscar, on the other hand, knew he wasn't going home alone that night. Pareperacious and sober as a door nail, he waited for the perfect moment to make his move.

by Remolingus March 10, 2025

paracetamol

The easiest way to pain't

I ran out of paracetamol

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 8, 2025

Parkcest

When 2 or more parks department employees are fucking in one way or another. Usually does not end well, would not recommend.

Employee 1: did you hear about the backcountry department?
Employee 2: yeah I heard they’re all parkcesting, it’s basically an orgy

by Chainsawman69 November 6, 2025

Parcel

Parcel: A UK street-slang term used by drug dealers and users to describe a large quantity of drugs, sometimes packaged discreetly to avoid detection. A parcel can range from soft to hard drugs and is often smuggled domestically or internationally, and sometimes even hidden inside a person’s body. The term is frequently used by inner-city county line gangs as a code word to avoid detection by the authorities when discussing drug deals in public or over the phone, especially when transporting drugs from big cities to rural areas.

Lee: Frank, did you hear about that bloke who got five years jail time ? The police were chasing, and he threw a parcel over someone's garden fence the other day, Bruv?

Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?

Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.

Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025

Peanut parcel

Not just a peanut, its the whole parcel.

A gooby glasses wearing, un-coordinated all round goof ball.
Lover of animals, video games and everything that speaks 'Nerd.'

You will never fail to laugh around a peanut parcel. No matter if its at or with them.

Look at that peanut parcel tripping over her own un-done shoe laces and dropping all her library books on the ground.

by Festa stitchell February 4, 2010

fart parcels

When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.

"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"

by jambags38 September 26, 2011

Esteban paredes

God of all Legends

Beast at everything

Has a massive huge dick

Esteban paredes is a legend

by Therealdictionary0420 November 19, 2020