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pakistani washed

just like whitewashed but instead ur pakistaniwashed
my family is pakistani washed tho we ain’t pakistani lol
by moonieismycat January 9, 2022
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Pakistani Fart

1.An irritating or disappointing situation.

2.A really smelly and disgusting fart.

This term came from a story my dad told me. He was in 1st grade waiting in the lunch line, when an exchange student from Pakistan farted. The fart smelled so bad that two girls threw up immediately. Funniest thing I've ever heard.
Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me with the mailman!

Guy 2: Damn bruh, that's a real Pakistani fart.
by RandyTheRockerRichards October 12, 2022
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Pakistani Middleman

When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand
Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?
by commadore mike July 30, 2023
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Pakistani Day🇵🇰

June 30th, the day were you have to give every pakistani girl or boy you know atleast £5.
Happy Pakistani Day🇵🇰 guys!!
by thebest🇵🇰 June 29, 2023
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Pakistani Handshake

The undeniable stench of body odor that is so strong you can smell the offense as the person walks up to you. This replaces the common and traditional greeting used such as clasping hands to convey a welcome and friendly introduction.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.
Whoa, that guys stinks!
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake
by hexacat October 25, 2023
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Pakistanian

What illiterate dumbasses think they're supposed to call people from Pakistan
"are you Pakistanian?"
"no you fucking illiterate retard I am Pakistani"
by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023
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Pakistanian

What illiterate people think Pakistanis are called.
"I LOVE PAKISTAN I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR "PAKISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"
"Wow you're such a nationalist Pakistanian"
"Bastard bitch I am Pakistani
by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023
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