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ketchup packet

The act of wearing a condom and having sex with a woman who is on her peirod, then taking the condom off and making her squeez the menstral blood in to her mouth, as if drinking ketchup form a packet.
Ashley was on her rag and was very horny, and the only way paul would fuck her is if she agreed to take a ketchup packet afterwords.
by Druskeet December 2, 2007
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Paeter

1. A giant serving of whale urine
2. An ass the size of Chinada ( a cross breed of the chinese penises and canadian bacon)
3. A large Wii remote shaped penis
4. A homo banker who is in your room stalking your cat
5. A Homo-genius mixture of blood/ urine/ and fish
semen.
6. Gay fish.
7. Lesbian cattle.
Your mom is such a paeter, why can't we sleep together!
by Homo-genius Cattle April 13, 2009
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on topa pasketti

cheese is what is on top of spagettie...

On top of spaghetti,

All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,

When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,

It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
2 year old: My favet sog iz on topa pasketti
Mother of the 2 year old: Oh god! My kids a retard!
by Chikki Chikki Boom Boom January 18, 2017
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packeted meal

A packeted meal simply consists of pre cooked microwaveable meal varying from a turkey dinner to duck a l'orange. This meal is in a plastic recyclable meal tray that usually divided into several sections. These meals do not take much effort to cook other than piercing the film layering.
I ordered 7 packeted meals tonight, they should keep me satisfied for the next day.
by Calile berry January 10, 2017
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payeton

A beautiful charismatic lady who is destined for success and a life filled with lots of love and happiness. Payeton brightens every room she enters and makes everyone's day better just by her presence. If your blessed to know Payeton and better yet be a friend of Payeton's then you can consider yourself extremely lucky as you have a very loyal and strong friend who will be by your side through thick and thin and until the very end!
I can't wait to hangout with Payeton today, everytime we get together she makes life seem so much better!
by PartyInParadise930 June 9, 2019
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Hayden Panettiere

1. Perky, bubbly, smiley blonde actress and conclusive proof that good things do come in small packages.

2. A likeable and talented performer who Tailwind Productions and NBC should never have left out of any episodes of "Heroes" (coincidence that it started to slip when Tim Kring okayed Hayden-less episodes? I don't think so).

3. Fond of older men, so presumably left cold by the boybands of the world. Also fond of tattoos, but prefers relatively unobtrusive and attractive ones to covering every square inch of skin (cf. Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox).

4. Actress given the world's most frequently misspelt surname (Panaterre, Pantierre, Pannettiere, Pantyliner etc).
Maybe I'll never get to tap that sweet ass Hayden Panettiere has, but at least she won't let Justin Bieber near it either the way Selena Gomez did.
by Cindylover1969 January 7, 2011
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palette

She's my buddy, my palette.
by 2006 Definitions September 22, 2006
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