Paddle

Accidental Twat, with a bad hair cut, dress sense, sense of humour and a desire to be someone hes not. Suspected gay and all round condecending wanker.

Shut the fuck up you are being such a paddle.

You are turning into Padddle

by V.N.A.M May 17, 2006

PiddleDo

A very large, irresistible dick

Everyone wants Caleb's piddledo.

by Ali April 1, 2005

paddle steamer

Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.

Last night I found a local crackwhore for some paddle steamer action.

by DrJonas May 20, 2010

Paddle porn

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.

John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."

by Keepitrail October 6, 2012

braddle paddle

a term used to describe the oar of a boat, the boats that go on leisure lakes

oh my god dont drop the braddle paddle, we need it to power the boat!

by bradders909 July 25, 2009

Tulsa Paddle Wheel

When a man sneaks off to be alone to masturbate and his best friend secretly follows him and moves his arm for him.

After an evening at the titty bar Bob excused himself but Joe followed him to the restroom stall and gave him a Tulsa Paddle Wheel.

by Uncle Mojo December 7, 2010

paddle pop

when a guy fucks a guy or girl in the ass and makes him/her suck his shit covered penis after.

bitch! come here and let me fuck ur ass... if you're good i'll give you a chocolate paddle pop when were done.

by mado as September 4, 2006