doody pooty

the act of feeling like an Asshole; feeling down; a random word that shows you are upset; synonym for crap
Jimmy got an F on his test and felt like a doody pooty.
Jimmy just took a nasty dooty pooty.
by pantoliano July 28, 2009
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pooty nap

n. The process of normal defecation, specifically in the daytime. Variations include "pooty sleep," "pooty siesta," "pooty coma," etc.
Synonyms include "watching the first 10 minutes of Deuce Bigelow" and "listening to Kenny Loggins."
Antonym: a shit enema.
"I'll be right back: I need to take a pooty nap."
by the-cyrs December 28, 2007
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pootie toots

1. a toot that foreshadows a bowel movement
2. the flatulence produced by a dog with a diet of predominantly bison
This expired yogurt smells like pootie toots.
by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011
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pooty tang

Deep South. Possibly Cajun bastardized from "pretty thing"
Might just as well equate to poontang. It's pussy! Ain't it?
"Damn baby, you ah pooty tang in dat red dress!"
by anonymous November 14, 2004
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pootie tang

a word for a womans vagina, used mostly by the african american people
"DANGGG," said Wilmer, "shes got some fine pootie tang!"
by erin miller June 03, 2007
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pootie pie

a noun describing what is consumed as oral sex is performed on a young lady, aged 18-25.

Victor: "Yo, bra, where did u eat last night?"

Kidpro: "I went over to Brit's house, she was serving fresh Pootie Pie."
by kidpro February 25, 2008
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roody pooty

Lame, Square, Cheddar bob, Sponge bob, no game, gets no play, dork, nerd, geek,not cool, tending to be unoriginal
Ole dude so lame he on some mo shit. He aint nothin but a roody pooty.
by LIL RED THA NOLIA SOULJA April 07, 2006
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