by sniickersxzkissess May 27, 2009

n. The process of normal defecation, specifically in the daytime. Variations include "pooty sleep," "pooty siesta," "pooty coma," etc.
Synonyms include "watching the first 10 minutes of Deuce Bigelow" and "listening to Kenny Loggins."
Antonym: a shit enema.
Synonyms include "watching the first 10 minutes of Deuce Bigelow" and "listening to Kenny Loggins."
Antonym: a shit enema.
by the-cyrs January 10, 2008

1. a toot that foreshadows a bowel movement
2. the flatulence produced by a dog with a diet of predominantly bison
2. the flatulence produced by a dog with a diet of predominantly bison
by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011

Deep South. Possibly Cajun bastardized from "pretty thing"
Might just as well equate to poontang. It's pussy! Ain't it?
Might just as well equate to poontang. It's pussy! Ain't it?
by anonymous November 13, 2004

by erin miller June 24, 2007

Victor: "Yo, bra, where did u eat last night?"
Kidpro: "I went over to Brit's house, she was serving fresh Pootie Pie."
Kidpro: "I went over to Brit's house, she was serving fresh Pootie Pie."
by kidpro February 24, 2008

Lame, Square, Cheddar bob, Sponge bob, no game, gets no play, dork, nerd, geek,not cool, tending to be unoriginal
by LIL RED THA NOLIA SOULJA April 25, 2006
