by Shockers April 25, 2006
A Bear paw is the male act of ejaculating on your hand after oral sex, then slapping your partner in the face with your sperm covered hand.
I was getting head and she wanted me to go on her face, but I thought that was pretty gross so I gave her a Bear Paw
by trallplayer017 May 30, 2007
by Light Joker October 26, 2005
The named ascribed to a mythical creature which is behind all bad things that happen to you in the country of Pakistan. The Monkey Paw is a common urban legend for which locals place blame on for issues ranging from food poisioning to problems with local authorities to running out of hot water at the crappy house you live in. Bottom line? It's freaking everywhere!
Boy did I really get sick last night; the freaking Monkey Paw just reached up and grabbed my colon. The Money Paw snagged me last night as I passed through Customs... I didn't know alcohol was illegal! Its like The Monkey Paw just pushes cars on to the wrong side of the road in this country!
by kukotraveler May 09, 2012
The man’s version of the infamous “camel toe”. When a man’s underwear/pants/shorts are so tight they leave a noticeable “print” in the crotch.
“Dan, what are you looking at?”
“That guys pants are so tight he’s got a wolf paw... it’s like a train wreck, I don’t wanna see it, but I can’t look away.”
“That guys pants are so tight he’s got a wolf paw... it’s like a train wreck, I don’t wanna see it, but I can’t look away.”
by Mattg1986 April 15, 2021
A very boring cereal that older animals typically eat for breakfast. Often eaten with a sliced grapefruit or dry toast.
"Fluffy was eating a bowl of fiber paw for breakfast, that cereal looks so boring! There isn't even an animal on the box! Just a black and white paw print."
by Southeast Tiger September 24, 2015
for people that LIKE jokes:
January: look at those peets on the catto!
Ashley: what? excuse me? is that proper English?
January: beans!!!!
for people that DON'T like jokes:
the cat leaves a long line of paw print in the snow as it slowly walks in a synced motion on the cold winter morning.
January: look at those peets on the catto!
Ashley: what? excuse me? is that proper English?
January: beans!!!!
for people that DON'T like jokes:
the cat leaves a long line of paw print in the snow as it slowly walks in a synced motion on the cold winter morning.
by Feralinx June 12, 2019