The name given to the football team with the best looking, best playing and nicest kit wearing players...but ugliest goalkeeper.
"That team are the Athletico Pathetico of their division"
"If Higgins Allstars were more of an Athletico Pathetico they wouldn't have finished bottom and had to rename and rebrans themselves."
"Tottenham are the worst team in the division, certainly not an Athletico Pathetico of a side, though their keeper is ugly".
"If Higgins Allstars were more of an Athletico Pathetico they wouldn't have finished bottom and had to rename and rebrans themselves."
"Tottenham are the worst team in the division, certainly not an Athletico Pathetico of a side, though their keeper is ugly".
by AthPath May 21, 2009
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Johnny: yes, he's no soccer idol... a patheticon at best
Tommy: what about his ludicrous display last night?
Johnny: pathetic... totally pathetic!
Johnny: yes, he's no soccer idol... a patheticon at best
Tommy: what about his ludicrous display last night?
Johnny: pathetic... totally pathetic!
by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020
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Bob: Sarah talked to me today
Joe: And?
Bob: I peed my pants...
Joe: What??
Bob: ...in front of her.
Joe: Wow, pathepic.
Joe: And?
Bob: I peed my pants...
Joe: What??
Bob: ...in front of her.
Joe: Wow, pathepic.
by Hober Mallow March 17, 2009
Get the pathepic mug.Adj. : Patheisad is indeed a combination of the words "pathetic" and "sad" and should only be used in the most comical of situations, usually to describe how lame someone is.
Frank: Did you see Pete try to pick up that chick with that shitty ass line?
Dave: Yea, that shit is pathetisad.
Dave: Yea, that shit is pathetisad.
by Lia M. April 29, 2006
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by Mineshtailor123 March 5, 2009
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things patheticore:
Paris Hilton, reality television, Bang Bus, MTV, Fox primetime programming (except Family Guy), boho chic, slasher flicks, most Adult Swim toons
Paris Hilton, reality television, Bang Bus, MTV, Fox primetime programming (except Family Guy), boho chic, slasher flicks, most Adult Swim toons
by TheBehotch June 25, 2006
Get the patheticore mug.Gratuitous and calculated efforts by Western media, aid agencies, governments and singers to perpetuate Africa as a needy continent, rather than potentially self-sufficient through ethical governance. A generally useful device to fundraise for various causes. Relies on American's woeful geographic and cultural ignorance.
*Bono: "WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU"*
Oprah: Wow, "Feed the World" is so heartwarming!
Mr. Theroux: That song is offensive in that it contributes to the pathetification of Africans.
Oprah: Wow, "Feed the World" is so heartwarming!
Mr. Theroux: That song is offensive in that it contributes to the pathetification of Africans.
by Palais Jamais January 4, 2008
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