Thigh pasty

Crude slang for a womans vagina.

I was sitting on the other side and could see all the way up the skirt, right to her thigh pasty.

Wouldn't mind a taste of her thigh pasty.

by The Gerk September 23, 2009

Nasty Pasty

Someone who is a mean person and should change the way they speak to there g's.

They also don't care for there fam and need to learn to be nioce.
Nasty Pastys should learn renegade to solve there problems.
If you know someone who is a nasty pasty you should report them to Dora and she will teach them renegade.

Mimi is a Nasty Pasty because he wont play roblox with his friends.

by ItsCoronaTimee March 27, 2020

kurdish pasty

a phrase that can be used in almost any situation, as an exclamation, a derisory term or even a cryptic synonym for vagina but probably not actually what it would appear to be.

Bob: can i have a bite of your kurdish pasty?
Anne: NO! FUCK OFF! YOU KURDISH PASTY!!!

by The March Hare January 11, 2005

dead pasty

When something like an animal or food has been flattened on the road by a car or truck.

look at that dead pasty on the floor!!!

by Kraigy J May 14, 2008

smashing her pasty

to ruin her cornish pasty

Shaun:yo amelia what you eating

amelia: a cornish pasty

shaun grabs it and eats it

Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty

by Ro$$helle October 18, 2010

Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.

"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014

cornish pasty

morphology of gents groin area in very tight, highly hitched pants - see also camel toe syndrome.

show us yer cornish

by Lionel Wildfowl January 6, 2003