Oliver

Oliver is the name of a loot hogger, He will steal your loot at every opportunity he gets. Often uses sentences like "bare looter'n real quick", Wich is a norwegian slang for just gonna loot him real quick. He often uses this line when teammates are knocked down and there is loot nearby, wich often results in his teammates death.

"Fuck, hes going for loot instead of me. That damn Oliver.

by Avioma June 18, 2019

Oliver Cromwell

Doing a chick with nothing but a tall, black top hat on. It's classy.

In the seen from Office space with Joanna (the girlfriend) and Bill Lumbergh (the boss) doing it, if Lumbergh had not been holding the coffee mug, but rather wearing a top hat, that would be the epitome of the Oliver Cromwell.

by Mad Shibby October 16, 2007

Oliver

A collaquaism for a cunt in a fiesta

That person is such an Oliver

by Naughty_nigel January 9, 2021

John Oliver

An incredibly funny British correspondent/writer for the Daily Show. He also does stand up, which I hear is hilarious, and co-hosts The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman, among other things.

Jon Stewart: Are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the President's discretion under the right circumstances?
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!

by Azmera June 28, 2010

oliver

someone who tends to ignore you or delay everything

guy 1: maybe later
guy 2: stop being such an oliver

by startththati September 30, 2020

John Oliver

One of the only news anchors on TV rn who seems to know what he’s talking about

Guy1- Hey Did you see John Oliver last night?

Guy2- Yeah I hope he find that painting of two gay rats fucking

by Dude16262727 April 7, 2020

Oliver

He's like a coconut, acts all hard on the outside and when you find his inner self it's beautiful. He never has his own chewing gum, which doesn't bother me because he pays for every mode of transport possible in order to see each other. He's very random and a bit strange at time, which makes days with him so much more fun as I don't have a clue what he's going to say next. He sometimes needs a kick up his backside because he can be lazy at times. But he wouldn't be Oliver if he wasn't... A Genuine, caring, amazing person who deserves happiness in life. Amen

Just find an oliver and you'll see

by Cringyasfuck October 22, 2013