Octopussation

A condition in which an individual develops flushes or blotches on the face during or after consuming alcohol beverages or products. Similar to alcohol flush reaction (AFR) instead it only occurs on the face.

- Oh look, Ken is turning into an octopus!
- Calm down dude! That's octopussation, it's an Asian thing.

by jeffothegreatoctopus February 16, 2015

Octopus Trebuchet

Anything that is wildly impractical or ridiculous, but alot of fun.

"Hey, we're going to go try playing paintball while skateboarding, wanna come?"
"Well that sounds like an octopus trebuchet, I'm in!"

by Avila A. July 20, 2016

Octopussy

When someone fucks 8 girls in a single night

"Man you got that octopussy last night?"
"Your damn right I did"

by Take my device January 21, 2016

Octopussied

The act of getting penetrated by 8 dicks in you pussy.

Damn, Becka got octopussied last night.

by JayJay06 September 18, 2016

Octopussies

A touchy lesbian couple. Because octopuses have 8 arms so they're touchy. And pussies because they're lesbains.

God, you're not going to invite them are you? They're total octopussies, they'll be all over each other the whole night.

by Thedoctorturtle April 16, 2017

Octosystematic Geodude

Octosystematic Geodude is another kind of "gender" that the SJWs made up. It's used as a joke to mock SJWs, as they make up multiple genders. It's used in the same context as I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

Jason: Ma'am may I get a medium coffee?
May: Sure. Please don't misgender me.

*Later that day*
Jason: So I go up to this new girl on the register an order.
Daquan: Yeah, and?
Jason: She asked me to not misgender her.
Daquan: Hah, what, does she sexually identify as an AH Apache Attack Helicopter?
Jason: Nah, I bet she identifies as an Octosystematic Geodude

by Skodward April 20, 2017

Octopussy

noun. A boy who cannot chose only one girl and has an arm around every girl in the club/bar. Tentacles for days to reach that pussy.

Can also be used as a verb (octopussying)

Yo, check out Reece. He is such an octopussy tonight! He's got like 8 girls...

by bronx babe October 14, 2017