octopus fingers

The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.

The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.

srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres

(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)

by katileka March 17, 2011

octopussian

Having the character of a large organization with many tentacles (lines of business, divisions, departments, etc.) that continuously shift shape, expand reach and stick its business into every nook and cranny.

Can you believe Guy said that our academic medical center was octopussian? It's not like we're General Electric.

by AndrewMcL October 10, 2013

octopus eating

Using both arms to eat, with four forks in each hand. Nobody has ever been known to do it. If you do, put it on youtube.

Octopus eating is so hard as to be almost impossible

by DodoDude700 July 9, 2014

Octopussation

A condition in which an individual develops flushes or blotches on the face during or after consuming alcohol beverages or products. Similar to alcohol flush reaction (AFR) instead it only occurs on the face.

- Oh look, Ken is turning into an octopus!
- Calm down dude! That's octopussation, it's an Asian thing.

by jeffothegreatoctopus February 16, 2015

Octopussy

When someone fucks 8 girls in a single night

"Man you got that octopussy last night?"
"Your damn right I did"

by Take my device January 21, 2016

Octopussied

The act of getting penetrated by 8 dicks in you pussy.

Damn, Becka got octopussied last night.

by JayJay06 September 18, 2016

Octopus Trebuchet

Anything that is wildly impractical or ridiculous, but alot of fun.

"Hey, we're going to go try playing paintball while skateboarding, wanna come?"
"Well that sounds like an octopus trebuchet, I'm in!"

by Avila A. July 20, 2016