the slang term used after a bloke comes back from a bender and is absolutely munted off nose beers. also used if a bloke came back from an all-male brothel and is about to get the dog.
old chappo: just got back from my bender and I am fucked.
Christopher: fuck oath bah, how was it?
old chappo: lahd I am pretty chuffed tbh, u should have seen the blokes on blokes.
Christopher: fuck oath bah, how was it?
old chappo: lahd I am pretty chuffed tbh, u should have seen the blokes on blokes.
by old chappo March 22, 2022
Get the fuck oath bah mug.The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.
Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."
by Chac Culling March 23, 2023
Get the Testicle Oath mug.by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023
Get the Bee otch mug.In addition to being put under oath, the testifier is hooked up to a lie detector test, and a big Black guy is waiting to smack the shit out of them every time they lie.
Since perjury has become extremely common and totally unpunished, we need an ultra oath to ensure these pieces of dog shit tell the truth or face immediate punishment if they don't.
by Publius0987 March 14, 2026
Get the Ultra Oath mug.A doctor who took the Hippocratic oath but ends up putting more people in danger through medical gaslighting, or spreading disease by not using proper personal protective equipment.
I went to my doctor because I had complications from an active COVID infection and my doctor didn’t even wear a mask, I wonder how many of their patients they’re going to infect with this disease. I guess they took the hypocrite oath.
by CrunchyBrownie5 September 22, 2025
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Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
Get the testify under oath mug.The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.
King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath
by ItsPrix June 1, 2021
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