Offriend

The act of violating the social contract of friendship; committing a friendship faux pas

I can't believe Tiffany has missed our last three social gatherings to hang out with her boyfriend. I am so offriended!

Dude, Alex showed up to my family dinner drunk. It really offriended me.

Bethany really needs to stop offriending us by flaking out every time we try to plan girls' night out!

by WarrenGHarding192123 July 19, 2011

ooferonie

you say it when some thing happens. kinda like yeet.

"i just shit my pants dude"

"ooferonie."

by boi i dont care bout u May 29, 2018

Offensitive

Being sensitive to people who get offended too often.

“Please stop feeling so offended by everything. I’m very offensitive to your constant need for attention and validation”

by Sarah Fortino April 7, 2022

Herpetual offender

Someone who knowingly has the STD, Herpes, and repeatedly has sexual intercourse with unknowing suspects.

I'd stay away from Jamie if I was you, he's a total herpetual offender!

by Ultramega June 3, 2010

show me your offbrush

A phrase started by a SGT Dundon of the Royal Welsh whilst posted to the ATR which requires ladies to show their off brush or their pubic hair around the vaginal regions.

"Show me your offbrush" literally means expose your Vagina or Vulva. In the late 1990's it became apparent that "Excuse me Madame, but would you mind showing me your vaginal opening, only I'm rather fond of you and all that" was no longer acceptable, hence a much shorter phrase was required. Recently, since 2004 "Show me your offbrush" has been shortened to just "show Offbrush". Academics have theorised that within the next 5 years this will be shortened to just “offbrush", as motor vehicles become faster thus making it more difficult for one to shout “Offbrush” whilst passing some rather delicious ladies

Oh show me your offbrush

by Ronjambo October 1, 2018

offensive

Describes a statement politically or ideologically inconvenient, esp. in the judgment of one having no knowledge of the matter at hand. Often used to stifle further discussion or pander to the lowest common denominator. Cf: fair and balanced.

The television special on evolution was cancelled because it might be considered offensive by viewers who feel threatened by science.

by xaonon January 28, 2006

Bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye

If u see someone that is not slaying you might say this.

Them: OMG Joshuaaaaaaa come be in a tiktok with me!!!!!!!
Me: Bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye.

by Yermaaaaa March 6, 2023