Two naked, erect men stand facing each other with their penises touching, head to head. Both men grab the unified boners with both hands, put the fists together, and move them back and forth as a single unit as if sawing down a tree with a two-person saw.
Man, I think Dave gave me a rash from too much lumberjacking last night. We should have used more maple syrup...
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When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.
by RedheadDavis August 29, 2009
Get the Lumberjack Surprise mug.It is to have sex while wearing a fake beard or real beard and only flannel. Using Maple Syrup and Bacon in the sex is optional though full recommended to get the full effect.
by Nwordisawesome August 30, 2010
Get the Lumberjacking mug.This is when a man masturbates over someone's sleeping face, and, after ejaculating on his/her face, he would proceed to trim his pubic hair over his/her face, now sticky with drying semen. Therefore, the falling pubic hair, freshly trimmed from the man's genitalia, would stick to the person's face, hence giving the person a "beard", of sorts, similar to a lumberjack's.
Person 1: Man I tried lumberjacking my girlfriend, and she filed a restraining order against me.
Person 2: That slut. Don't worry about it, she's not worthy of a beard anyway.
Person 2: That slut. Don't worry about it, she's not worthy of a beard anyway.
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Dude, I love this truck but the purple color is totally lumberjacking my game.
Did you see her ugly friend? As long as she was around she was lumberjacking me while I was hitting on the hot one.
We were eating at this fancy restaurant, but watching her eat snails totally lumberjacked me
Did you see her ugly friend? As long as she was around she was lumberjacking me while I was hitting on the hot one.
We were eating at this fancy restaurant, but watching her eat snails totally lumberjacked me
by TommyGunz519 September 19, 2011
Get the Lumberjacking mug.When one, presumably a male, is recieving a blow job from another person, presumably a female, and at the point of ejaculation, pulls out, and yells "TIMBER!" as the splooge lands on her face.
Namesake: the delicious Denny's breakfast special.
Namesake: the delicious Denny's breakfast special.
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