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Lumberjacking

Two naked, erect men stand facing each other with their penises touching, head to head. Both men grab the unified boners with both hands, put the fists together, and move them back and forth as a single unit as if sawing down a tree with a two-person saw.
Man, I think Dave gave me a rash from too much lumberjacking last night. We should have used more maple syrup...
by RealEthoboy January 15, 2009
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The Lumberjack

fisting a girl in the ass and vagina, in a lumberjack sawing motion.
in bed.. with a male/ feamle doing the fisting
by candace April 7, 2005
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Lumberjack Surprise

When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.
I was getting kinky with my girlfriend and she asked me for a lumberjack surprise.
by RedheadDavis August 29, 2009
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Lumberjacking

It is to have sex while wearing a fake beard or real beard and only flannel. Using Maple Syrup and Bacon in the sex is optional though full recommended to get the full effect.
I only like it having sex with Johnny when we are Lumberjacking.
by Nwordisawesome August 30, 2010
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Lumberjacking

This is when a man masturbates over someone's sleeping face, and, after ejaculating on his/her face, he would proceed to trim his pubic hair over his/her face, now sticky with drying semen. Therefore, the falling pubic hair, freshly trimmed from the man's genitalia, would stick to the person's face, hence giving the person a "beard", of sorts, similar to a lumberjack's.
Person 1: Man I tried lumberjacking my girlfriend, and she filed a restraining order against me.
Person 2: That slut. Don't worry about it, she's not worthy of a beard anyway.
by MadCow789 April 5, 2015
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Lumberjacking

Another term for "cock blocking" except the offending person, or item is actually "killing your wood" because it is distracting you and/or so repulsive you could not possibly be aroused while you are thinking about it.
Dude, I love this truck but the purple color is totally lumberjacking my game.

Did you see her ugly friend? As long as she was around she was lumberjacking me while I was hitting on the hot one.

We were eating at this fancy restaurant, but watching her eat snails totally lumberjacked me
by TommyGunz519 September 19, 2011
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Lumberjack Slam

When one, presumably a male, is recieving a blow job from another person, presumably a female, and at the point of ejaculation, pulls out, and yells "TIMBER!" as the splooge lands on her face.

Namesake: the delicious Denny's breakfast special.
Jack gave Doug the best Lumberjack Slam since his stint in prison!
by titties August 26, 2004
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