nuclear weed

Weed that's so good it puts you in a coma.

friend: bro you gotta try my new stuff, it's some nuclear weed

by KekMemes August 20, 2017

Nuclear Turdgames

The battle between good and evil feces begins when you and your cropdusting rival both have emerging turtle heads with only one toilet to accommodate the most worthy balloon knot. The rightful ruler of the porcelain throne must be crowned.

A battle royale of anuses commences. The anal adversaries unleash turds of epic proportions. The devastation caused by the colliding fecal matter leads to a mutually assured destruction of both rectums. The A-nal bombs dropped cause a nuclear ass-holocaust with only skidmarks left to crown. There are no winners in the nuclear turdgames...the only way to win is not to (ass)play.

Hey breh, did you watch that epic tale nuclear turdgames. Jon Snow combats Matthew Broderick in a battle of all out fecale warfare.

by Hughjeffinbyrd March 4, 2018

Nuclear Blasted

The phenomenon of a band watering down their music after signing to the record label Nuclear Blast Records.

Vader kicks ass! Shame, they got Nuclear Blasted.

by Necrot December 23, 2021

Nuclear Winter

The predicted climate condition resulting from a large scale nuclear war. The explosions would launch enormous amounts of particles of dust and soot into the stratosphere, and the ashes could remain there for weeks to years. The sunlight would be blocked, and the combination of darkness, cold, radiation, and destruction of world infrastructure by the nuclear bombs could easily wipe out much plant life, including necessary crops. This would in turn cause starvation up through the food chain, eventually causing a massive exctinction of all life on the planet.

North Korea, America, Pakistan, India, Russia, and China all launched nuclear bombs to counter the enemy's nuclear bombs, causing a nuclear winter in just two days. Eight weeks later, every human was dead.

by NuclearWinter August 10, 2005

Nuclear Fascism

The International Nuclear Industry working with all Governments to control the masses use of nuclear power and to limit the spread of Green Energy.

The people were held captive by nuclear fascism and not allowed to choose clean energy for themselves.

by CaptD July 3, 2011

Nuclear Bomb

V. The act of slapping your veiny wand upon your partner's forehead after orgasm. This should leave a white mushroom shape on your partner's forehead.

After I blew on her face I gave her a nuclear bomb! *high five*

by Johnny K February 8, 2004

nuclear reactor

A person who responds or behaves in the most aggressive possible way in response to something.

I said something controversial on social media and was berated for hours by nuclear reactors

by Misheard Metal June 20, 2016