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Nard Sucking

Nard sucking, is the act of an individual performong the act of sucking ones nards, this can be done in many different ways for many different reasons such as a quick cash grab or for pleasure during intercourse
Dom went behind the denny's at 3am to do some Nard Sucking for some crack money
by TheManHimself04 May 29, 2020
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Nardolistic

when someone is being bothersome, but if you tell them off, they'll freak out unnecessarily, so you just have to endure it
Jim: dude, Jeff was so nardolistic tonight that I wanted to scream
Arnold: i feel you man
by CJ_squared March 16, 2021
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Nard

When he went freeballing, his nards dangled low
by MC Eula G April 30, 2021
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Nard

After his nutectomy, John was left with one nard in his sack. When walking nude in the forest after his operation, John's nard dangled low and to hard to starboard. Weeks later when his glass replacement nard was installed, there was a noted equilibrium in said danglage.
by MC Eula G April 30, 2021
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Nard Bard

A nickname used to refer to one as a testicle flicker.
Geez, Rob is such a nard bard. I hate him.
by DonCheadlelover November 26, 2021
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put nard

A particularly disgusting nard at the end of a put (i.e., at the end of gut so big that it merges with the penis - equivalent to a gunt for wickedly obese men).
Jack is a quintessential put nard; note the wispy hair, jenny warts, and strong odor of sour milk.
by poddle hiney September 14, 2011
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fart nard

when having sex mostly in cowgirl and a girl farts on your balls to warm them up
dingus: me and jenny were having sex last night and and i said my balls were getting cold so she gave me a fart nard🤢
by it ya boy skinny penis November 3, 2020
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