Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

loch ness monster

40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?

by B-Drac November 15, 2003

Casey Neistat

The second coming of christ.

I was more disappointed when I found out Casey Neistat didn't have nice tat's

by hgjgujjkuk May 30, 2018

fucked-up-ness

verb. (fŭked-up'-nis)

Carelessness, foolishness, recklessness or stupidity.

ORIGIN: Fucked-up-ness is made up from the word "fuck ups"

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 4, 2009

loch ness monster

A gargantuan turd of epic proportions that is long enough to actually stick out of the water like the head of the 'real' loch ness monster. (Must be a solitary log-type poop)

"Babe, call the news...i've spotted the loch ness monster swimming in our toilet..."

by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009

epic-ness

super cool ;
the coolest you can get.

rudy + ago are totally epic-ness ftw!

LMAO

by TRUDAAAAY-- July 27, 2009

-ness

Used to change an adjective into a noun.

Random-ness, Bishonen-ness, Ugly-ness, Scary-ness

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003