nearpod

the gayest mother fucking website in school

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by ddds nuts March 24, 2022

butt-neat

Obsessive-compulsive about being clean or neat; slang for Freud's anal-retentive.

"I could never have Shawn as a roomie. He's too butt-neat!"

by BikeDawg February 13, 2009

The Nartist

Somebody who thinks that ballons is a real word; or at least misspelled baloons.

"The Nartist said his dog Jake is afraid of ballons".

by Frogness June 6, 2009

Bubble Nart

When your woman facts after receiving an anal cream pie.
Typically causing nut bubbles.

Fml, I Bubble Narted right in front of him!

by TDMCRo2 January 12, 2017

Christmas a' near

This date in time marks any time in December that is nearing the day of Christmas, the 25th.

Hey, Lola. You know what time it is? It's Christmas a' near!

by Baby Lola December 21, 2020

Hot moms near you

A sentence found in many ads, for example "Hot moms near you. Only 1.3 miles away." These ads are mostly found in illegal websites.

Did you see that ad? It was like "Hot moms near you"

by cup1d<3 January 8, 2022

near nug

a term used to refer to marijuana that is better than mids but worse than kindbud

BOB: hey i got some near nug and a hooka wanna take a few pulls?
JANE: i love you

by JmZitty April 4, 2006