Nautistic

Someone obsessed with boats- spends days walking around yards looking at boats. Analyses rigging. Doesn’t want to talk about anything else.

Jeremy is so nautistic, he spends all his time walking around boatyards

by Ex0cet September 4, 2025

Cummy Nuticles

When you jizz so hard that shit comes out your sack.

Bro, last night I hooked with a baddie. She gave me cummy nuticles.

by Juan Jose 67 March 30, 2021

creamy nuticles

When you jizz so hard that shit protrudes from your sack.

Bro, I got with a baddie last night and almost got creamy nuticles.

by Juan Jose 67 March 30, 2021

Fanta Nastic

Fantastic, but always only said by complete assholes

Asshole: This pizza is Fanta nastic
Guy: Kill yourself.

by GamVid November 17, 2021

Tube Nautique

A usually very large, but always very expensive wake or surf boat, that's never used for anything except playing loud music. Might pull a kid on a tube. Or annually at best, an intoxicated adult or two.

Don't worry about making a wake on those boaters. That Tube Nautique isn't doing anything.

by iseverypseudoymnusedup August 30, 2023

spin-nastics

Derived from mental gymnastics as needed to believe lies. Spin-nastics is the manipulation that is necessary to weave a lie that most folks mental gymnastically can handle.

Pretty much anything said by a public official regarding a sensitive situation has some level of spin-nastics because folks really can’t handle stuff as it is.

by BeciDGreat April 1, 2024

P’Nasticus Bütte

P’Nasticus Bütte, often referred to as, “Butt Sex”, is occasionally used as a covert mean to express sexual desire regarding anal pleasures. Quite often, during these anal pleasures, one will employ an implement (or Shlong) much to the delight of the recipient.

In polite society, you might wish to use this phrase instead of, “Butt Stuff”, “Butt Tricks”, “Butt Cum Dumping”, “Anal”, “Stuffin Muffin”, etc. As always, make sure the trap is clean, the muffin is buttered, the rod firm, the thrust gentle … and, please, offer that friendly reach around.

Hot dude: Hi .. I’m hung, hilarious and intrigued by your intellect and fortunate genetics …”

Hot Lady: “Oh .. I’m Victoria, Hi’”

Hot dude: “so .. what are you into, Victoria?? What do you like ??”

Hot Lady: “I like all things … round objects and Protuberances tickle me richly.”

Hot dude: “say … are you familiar with (looks around discreetly) P’Nasticus Bütte??”

Hot Lady: “Most definitely … let’s go back to my apartment, it’s right above the bodega on 69th”

Hot dude: “Perf.”

by Jo Colaczech-Higgins April 14, 2024