bucket naked

Fully nude; without any clothing or covering whatsoever.

He was standing there, bucket naked.

by PPaddle September 15, 2006

naked drunk

Those who insist on getting naked when inebriated.

"Kaleb, put some fucking pants on, you naked drunk."

by H L May 3, 2008

Naked and afraid

When your girl doesn't know she's your girl and she's screaming because she doesn't know how she ended up in your basement

Lilly was naked and afraid. Michael was just naked.

by 69SwantonHigh August 27, 2016

naked time

Every thursday a cult can be found naked in the living room. We do this as an expressive art to enjoy nudism. The discussion is free to express polital views and morals. Naked time is between the hours of 12am and 4am.

Tim! Take off that towel, it's naked time!

by Ian Chapman August 5, 2007

Naked Drink

When you drink is empty, it is naked.

Ex.1 "Fill me up my drink is naked" (thats a naked drink)

Ex.2 "Want some wisers your drink looks naked?"

by Robert Kidd February 18, 2008

Naked Toast

Toast prepared for drunk naked housemates by a previously asleep, sober, unnaked housemate. invented in Southampton in 2009. Use of a sober dressed party necessary to provide modesty via hands and less risk of drunk knife/appliance use. Often accompanied by lunges.

"Emily, we're drunk, wake up and make us some NAKED TOAST because we're busy covering our genitals with our hands and can't slice bread."

by Westridge massive January 14, 2014

naked spun

getting so spun out on hallucinogens that you insist on removing all clothing with out any regard to normal society

at wormtown 2009 lawrence "the least clothed" ate lsd becoming naked spun; until coming to in a jail cell.

by jazoo January 2, 2010