Muslib

Intolerant liberal democrats who will not permit the views of anyone else. Similar to radical muslims who behead, stone, and/or shoot people who do not hold to their views.

Queer Bob is such a muslib, he freaks out at anyone who doesn't agree with his radical belief in gay marriage, fag fucking, and tea bagging his best buddy.

by viking2121 May 8, 2009

Muslim

One of the 3 top most know religions of the world. A religion that teaches women to save themselves till their marriage and how to act in a proper way. A religion that teaches men how to treat their neighbors with respect and generosity. The religion tells you the oneness of god, to pray, to visit your prophet and imams, and to love all and never raise a fist. Those who break the rules of Islam is not considered a Muslim.

Those Muslims are so generous and proper! I'd want to be their friend.

by Awesome awesome awesomeseeeeee November 10, 2013

Muslim Bookmark

A dirty Tampon used as to mark the parts of the Koran that women hate, or that denigrate women.

FUCK I can't believe that piece of SHIT MoHAMhead said hell is mostly filled with women. I want to remember that, so I'll pull out this bloody tampon and use it as a MUSLIM BOOKMARK.

by Bunny Olesen July 12, 2012

Your cousin a muslim

The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.

billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "

billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"

by juanbombel May 14, 2018

muslim bookmark

A bookmark with the word "muslim" written on it used by muslims.

Hey, I noticed your bookmark has the word "muslim" on it. Interesting... Let's call it a muslim bookmark.

by Ariz0naD4ve January 22, 2010

Pearl Muslim

A pearl muslim is when a man repeatedly ejaculates on a woman so many times that the only part of her body not covered with semen is her face (the jiz acts like a hijab, the typical wear for Muslim women where only her face is viewable). "Hijab" translates to "curtain" so this may also be referred to as Pearl Curtain.

Sean: Wow, I came so much last night I gave that girl a Pearl Muslim.

Gracie: That's gross!

by 1880sCouch April 4, 2010

Muslim

One who sincerely embraces the religion of Islam and is free from hypocrisy. A Muslim tries to worship God by following the teachings He has revealed to all of mankind, and worships Him. There are nearly 1.2 billion Muslims in the world today. They are of all different racial and ethnic backgrounds including Arab, Asian, African, African-American, and Caucasian.

Also..Muslims respect and revere Jesus. They consider him one of the greatest of God's prophets and messengers to humankind. A Muslim never refers to him simply as "Jesus", but always adds the phrase "upon him be peace."

The Qur'an confirms his virgin birth, and a special surah of the Qur'an is entitled "Mary." The Qur'an describes the Annunciation as follows:

by Jaanisar Khan July 31, 2004