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muslum

someone who is very generous, nice and wholesome
Wow! That muslum gave me get 20 gallons of ice cream for free with no problem!
by Galinial December 1, 2020
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muslum

The incorrect (and retarded may i add) spelling of Muslim.

A person if the Islamic faith.
'A muslum likes to behead people' is a common misconception.
(it wants me to use the retarded spelling to show you how it is retardedly spelled...)
by Johmo January 8, 2008
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Müslüm

Men named Müslüm, are generally nice People, the one i know is Loyay,Masculine,Confident and loves his Wife very much.

If someone wants Beef he will stand his Ground!
Müslümbaba!

Ich bin Baba so wie Müslüm!
by Riha63 November 21, 2021
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MUSLUM MALE

muslUm male: a type of sexually transmitted disease either via homosexual or hetrosexual activities ..

these diseases can include: syphillis , herpes , human papilloa virus , hepititus b , and c , really serious shit, dont try this at home or ANYWHERE!!

Unless of course.. ur some desperate middle aged TWAT of the 60's generation WHO DESPERATELY SEEKS MALE APPROVAL HOW FUCKING PATHETIC FUCK OFF AND DIE BITCHES DIE ALONG WITH UR SHITTY FAKE TANS UR A FUCKING DISGRACE TO HUMANITY HAVE SOME FUCKING SELF RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAVE THE FUCKING RED FLAG U BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these muslum males,spread it about,it is like their way of keeping their morals to themselves,although the same cannot be said for their women they are EVIL so..They must be covered up at all times,they are soo brainwashed that when they do manage to get to a civilised country they think they are sacrosanct they are seriously an eye opener to encounter lol.. it is okay to fuck a pig as long as you rip it off or set it alight or alternatively pour h2so4 over them afterwards.. THEN IT IS O.K..COS ALLAH SAIS SO!!GOT IT??
REMEMBER THERE STILL ON A RIGHTEOUS PATRIARCHIAL CRUSADE DO NOT FORGET THAT PART THEY ARE SO FULL OF SHIT AND LIKE TO CALL WESTERNERS IMMORAL MEAT EATING PIGS

hoe sammi: yeah o.k allah i hear u..

*hoe sammi is some BATSHIT CRAZY MUSLUM MALE*

STAY AWAY FUCKERSSS!!!!
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Rammy Muslim

This is someone who puts themself to be a great person who follows their faith of Islam but could really care less about it until Ramadan comes along.

They may even go on social media rambling about how holy the month is and quotes and whatnot. (all for one month)
Adam: “I heard Sarah is really religious
Omar: “No she’s just a Rammy Muslim”
Adam:“Oh, that makes a lot of sense actually
by symbolicss May 20, 2019
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anti-Muslim bigotry

Discrimination, prejudice, or hatred against Muslims.
For example, harassing a woman because she's wearing a hijab; treating people unfairly simply because they have an Islamic name; forcing Muslims to eat pork or drink beer.

The term 'Islamophobia' originated in the 1970s, and was created with the intention of using liberal values to protect Islam from any kind of criticism. When Iranians, Ex-Muslims, people who grew up in Muslim-majority countries try to speak out about their Islamotrauma, they were very often silenced by this term.

Islam is a set of specific ideas based on scripture. People should be able to criticize it. Freedom of expression is a human right. Questioning and criticizing ideologies is crucial for societal progression.

You see, the person who coined the term 'Islamophobia' cared about protecting Islam more than protecting Muslim. That person is wrong. When it comes to people and ideas, people should always come first. Use anti-Muslim bigotry or Muslimophobia or Muslimphobia instead of Islamophobia.
"The issue with the modern day use of Islamophobia is that people conflate criticism of Islam with anti-Muslim bigotry."

"We absolutely need to acknowledge that anti-Muslim bigotry exists."

"Anti-Muslim bigotry is disgusting."

"Criticizing Islam is not anti-Muslim bigotry."
by Women_Life_Freedom November 18, 2022
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Museum Nemesis

When visiting a museum or gallery, you will encounter at least one Museum Nemesis. These are the people that you see over and over again that inconvenience you repeatedly during your visit. You can tell your Museum Nemesis by some of the following traits:

-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one

You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.
Jim: That stupid bitch got in my way AGAIN!

Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis

Jim: How I get rid of her?

Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine

Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?

Bob: That's the one!

Jim: ...Awesome!
by Danno81 June 8, 2010
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