"Dude, did you see the tits on that shit last night?"
"No, but I saw my shit on her tits! Hahahaha! Then my shit had a conga line down her throat when I gave her the congo musket!"
"No, but I saw my shit on her tits! Hahahaha! Then my shit had a conga line down her throat when I gave her the congo musket!"
by Moses The Feely May 3, 2006
Get the congo musket mug.Foolishly believing in random information given out by Elon Musk.
As we all know, Elon Musk told a lot of things in the past and today we understand that most was simply for marketing purposes and to raise stock prices.
He often manages to illude people by only giving out the most juicy parts.
Eg.
Elon Musk: "Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance."
Our imagination translates this into a car which will last for 1 million miles. However the fact is that any similar part can last forever in a very well oiled environment because the friction is near to none. We should be careful to not get musked in future.
As we all know, Elon Musk told a lot of things in the past and today we understand that most was simply for marketing purposes and to raise stock prices.
He often manages to illude people by only giving out the most juicy parts.
Eg.
Elon Musk: "Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance."
Our imagination translates this into a car which will last for 1 million miles. However the fact is that any similar part can last forever in a very well oiled environment because the friction is near to none. We should be careful to not get musked in future.
Elon Musk: Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
Short Seller: I got musked!
Short Seller: I got musked!
by reality_one October 19, 2018
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by Sir Truman September 9, 2020
Get the Musketeer mug.When someone has to take a dump so they ask a friend to shove some sort of shaft (preferably a golf club or broomstick) up their ass hole so they no longer have the urge to shit.
Me- Hey man, we still have a few more holes until we get to the clubhouse and I really have to shit. Do you mind using my 3 iron to pack my musket?
Friend- Sure bro, no problem. Bend over!
Friend- Sure bro, no problem. Bend over!
by musketeer69 January 8, 2019
Get the Pack My Musket mug.When you are making love to your girl and you sneak a high dip of Skoal Long Cut in your mouth. You then bend her love and after about 5 pumps, pull out and put the tobacco on the end of your winner and pack that in tight. "Like packing a Musket"
by JDMKNASH January 12, 2022
Get the Music City Musket Loader mug.Stupid small town out in the sticks and is full of hicks and is a joke to its neighbors, Muskego is also known for its high population of queers and hicks that go hand and hand.
Muskego Hick 1: Hey did you see one of dem der flying contraptions yestarday?
Muskego Hick 2: Yesm, I got to go pa needs help on the tractor again
Muskego Hick 2: Yesm, I got to go pa needs help on the tractor again
by Peter Roy November 14, 2011
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by mcollege October 26, 2010
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