Muppet Entry

When your friend is visibly too drunk to be allowed into a club by a bouncer, you 'prop' him or her up, put their ID in their hands and tell them what to stay (without slurring!); albeit in a condescending tone.

Then, despite your best efforts - the idiot stuffs it up and STILL doesn't get in.

*See also: Puppet Entry*

"Billy was so trashed the other night, we tried a puppet entry but he STILL stuffed it up - Total Muppet Entry"

Muppet Entry by Kevin Munro May 10, 2008

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Muppet Mower

Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.

Dude, Leslie is such a muppet mower. Did you see her all over that girl last night?

Muppet Mower by EERW August 25, 2008

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Muppet • muppeting • muppetry • Muppet baby • muppet necking • muppetfucker • muppethead • Muppet Arms • Muppet'ed • muppet fuck

Muppet park

A muppet park is a handicapped or wheelchair parking spot. The word "muppet" is slang for a mentally retarded person and is used in Australia.

When someone is driving around in a parking lot (car park) looking for a spot, and they say "Ah! There's a good spot right in front of the store! Oh, damn it's a muppet park."

Muppet park by dinders September 23, 2009

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Muppet Baby

Term applied by the online community to describe a group of players that disagree with PvP existing in an online game. They often dont care about how other players wish to experience PvP with other random players online and their sole goal is to receive full immunity when exposing themselves to an online mode.

Other ways to describe a Muppet Baby:
-Responds to violent Role Play interaction with other players with a negative and unsporting attitude.
-Tries to amass as much wealth as possible while expecting as little conflict as possible.

Muppet Baby is similar to the term CareBear, however not used in a derogatory manner as some pro-carebear sites have banned the use of CareBear for its derogatory use. Muppet Baby is used in place to describe anti-PvP'ers and is not derogatory.

"I was playing with this kid and someone started attacking us. So I jumped in to kill the attacker, but the kid helping me turned out to be a Muppet Baby and watched me die with out helping."

"The community asked to allow open PvP in online mode. However the Muppet Babies wanted non-PvP in online mode even though they already had single player mode and friends only mode. There were not many of them, but their posting campaign on the development forum gave the development team a false impression the community wanted it, thus implementing it. The game was bankrupt a year later cause of the Muppet Babies."

Muppet Baby by Harvard Dictionary October 6, 2013