Mule Kiss

A wet tounge kiss swiped from the bottom or top of another's mouth.

Man I expected a peck of a kiss and she (or he) licked my whole mouth like a with her entire tongue like a Mule Kiss slopping over my whole mouth.

by steve52 January 24, 2009

vapid mule

vapid mule, as in he is the middle man for coolness, not an administer-er of it...he is simply a product of cool,
part of the masses...a mule

this vapid mule stole my strange asymmetrical haircut right from under my powdery nose!

by spectralux November 17, 2009

Angry Mule

The act of kicking your partner in the face while receiving head.

I got so into it last night I gave did the angry mule, and she bit me.

by 2meninabunk October 23, 2008

Meth Mule

Child of a non-liberal parent.

All children of non-liberal parents are meth mules.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023

Government Mule

Reference to back in the mid to late 1800s, where freed black slaves were given 40 acres of land and one mule. Hardly a fair trade, but none the less, a fact. However, the term has been adopted to describe how tough a person is, particularly made famous by Jim Ross and the WWF/WWE.

"Ol' Stone Cold is tougher than a government mule! Hes stompin' a mudhole in his ass and walking it dry!"

by NotMyRacism May 11, 2021

gappin mule

A Gappin Mule is When a Man is Fucking A Donkey in the ass and his wife, girlfriend or whore is getting it from the Donkey.

Gappin mule if u Want a Example Got Fuck A Donkey Srry I DOnt Wanna

by Eric W. The Destroyer Of Asses(NOT MEN) August 18, 2006

rusty mule

A rusty mule is when a dude fucks his girl when she's on her period and gets blood all over his dick, and then takes a nap, and the blood dries on his dick. And then he wakes up all horny and shit and fucks her from behind, like a mule.

Girl #1: " did you bang Chad, or were you on your period?"

Girl #2: "Yass queen, we banged even though I'm on the rag, he's into it. He gave me a rusty mule, and I loved it.

Girl #1: "What a gentleman."

by Assfuxkinghobobitchcock July 7, 2016