Morish

You've had some but now you want more.

This crack is awfully Morish said Dave the duck to Whitney Houston.

by Mad Fish Willy the first August 1, 2015

Morrissey Syndrome

An overwhelming desire for a relationship with someone you can't (I Want The One I Can't Have).

Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey

Also known as Mozza Syndrome

Person 1: "I think about her all the time and dream about her every night man. I asked her and she said no. I guess I Want The One I Can't Have"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"

by WannaBeMorrissey May 22, 2016

Beyond Mortis

A beer drinking metal band.

Did you see Beyond Mortis last night? Yeah I got wasted at their show and got laid by some fine assed big titted slut.

Check out that band. Yeah they are Beyond Mortis, my ear pussies got fucking railed by their music.

Would you like any water sir, fuck no that shit is for toilets, cant you see we are Beyond Mortis.

by Nitrousbob August 23, 2011

dirty morris

The act of not brushing your teeth, then intentionally breathing in someone's face. Usually a gesture of anger or dislike.

Hey bro, since you didn't do the dishes, I'm going to dirty morris your ass so hard.

by Gangster Hebrew November 25, 2011

morristown

an old colonial town that previously housed some of colonial America's wealthiest white men. Today, Morristown is a diverse urban suburban town where the increasing Latino population has taken over central Speedwell Ave. As a result, white people are moving away or further out into the woods of Morristown, Black people are getting mad, and Latinos that have been here for years are getting bougie.
Morristown boasts an eclectic array of overpriced restaurants and bars, most of which named after animals (Dark Horse, Funky Monkey, the Grasshopper, the Famished Frog, etc.). Morristown also has some of the nicest housing projects this side of the Mississippi. Who knew the suburbs could be this hood?

A: "Where you from?"
B: "Morristown"
A: "Oh, you must be rich"

by Natalie Vargas July 21, 2008

Jim Morrison

Possibly the most amazing songwriter/poet to roam the earth. His music will survive all eternity without pause and inspire young and old alike. He is a god of all music that was and all music that will ever exsist. I am not yet convinced of his death.

Dude that was like friggin Jim Morrison!
Jim Morrison inspired that song!

by silvrrstarr February 23, 2009

Morissettian irony

Something that is ironic only by virtue of the fact that it is considered ironic when it is in fact, not; when an event is in fact a coincidence but instead is passed off as irony.

The fact that it rained on your wedding day is Morissettian irony, because you thought it was ironic, but it really wasn't.

by RehabbedMacAddict July 15, 2006