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pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door
"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."
by yippa March 17, 2023
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Switch Lives Don't Matter

The Switch is a drink sold in U.S public schools. The drink is comprised of concentrated juices that have been claimed uneffective for common sales.
"Switch lives don't matter" *Throws Switch at bathroom wall*
by Zyaisol September 29, 2017
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all jobs matter

All jobs matter, not just police officer's jobs.
All jobs matter not just police officer's.
by Justin ;) July 28, 2020
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human fecal matter

This morning, i found human fecal matter on my side of the bed.
by gogojohnny April 24, 2022
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matter of crap

by jeffbo April 8, 2009
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gray matter

Brilliant band that had two songs in the ground-breaking Flip video Sorry.
Well I'm crusin' illusions
disillusions for now
I took a step to the edge
but I've been walking for miles
it was a very temporary waste of time
if there's really such a thing as a waste of time
can't let myself be restrained
let decisions be so torn
kill confusion by killing options
burn no bridges to stay warm.
by Ziggy Stardust March 3, 2005
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fecal matter

A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.
Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.
by Jesustits August 26, 2005
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