Monday

1. the day you realize you forgot to do just about everything that needed to get done.

2. the first day of not-weekend after the weekend

(n. origin: Satan)

FML, it's Monday!

by amberithink October 6, 2009

Mustache Monday

The Monday after No Shave November, where you shave all your facial hair except the mustache.

-Dude, are you excited for Mustache Monday?
-Yeah, mine's going to be real nasty

by Nashty December 15, 2008

Monday Blues

When you go to work or to school really tired and upset because you stayed up really late to watch your favorite football team play and they lost. All comes equipped with a hangover and bad stomache.

John really had the monday blues after the Redskins beat his favorite team the Dallas Cowboys 35-7.

by Danibee December 20, 2005

Monkey Monday

A Super Smash Bros festivity in that every monday, you must play as Donkey Kong, no matter the circumstances.

“Bro, are you really playing as Sephiroth right now? it’s Monkey Monday! you need to play as DK!”

by CrissMaster July 15, 2022

Monday Night Football

Popular Football program that made its first broadcast on September 21st, 1970 on ABC. Shows a regular season matchup game each week until the playoffs, begenning at 8 o'clock. Begenning in the 2006 NFL season ABC will no longer broadcast Monday Night Football, but instead ESPN will air it.

It's theme song, "Heavy Action" was originally intended for the BBC show Superstars.

Monday Night Football is on, bring in the bud already!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Morayfield

Is the most bogan place in Queensland. It's where all the 'tough cunts' hang out and where everyone goes to shop and to skate at the skate park. It gets flooded really easily and the school is pretty gay. Morayfield is in Caboolture and is about 30 minutes from Brisbane. People often refer to it as 'moronfield' or 'motown'.

Girl; Omg this place is so bogan!
Guy; Hey it's better than living in Morayfield.
Girl; True that

by professoralexandria January 10, 2011

Monday After

The Monday that you go to school after doing somthing embarrassing or stupid over the weekend.

Her head was hung down in shame the Monday after.

by bvcheerchick1 April 2, 2011