manacle

Penis, or the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.

I wasn't sure about having sex with him, but then I saw the size of his manacle and went for it!

by Feowyn November 10, 2007

miracle whip

When a girl give you a blowjob while she still has cum in her mouth

"Mary gave me a miracle whip last night."

by Meyamochan December 19, 2015

taco miracle

Take a huge dump into some pregnant chick's gaping vag before she gives birth.

Jesus was born of a taco miracle.

by The MexiFuck July 22, 2011

miracle whip

to cum in your hand then smack your bitch in the face.

Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together

by frankie Jay January 3, 2008

miracle boner

A miracle boner is an erection the production or existence of which has no rational basis in fact or circumstance. More or less, it is the ability to achieve and maintain an erection despite reprehension, disgust, fear, and other things in the like.

John would haver never successfully slept with that badger to completion, while at gunpoint, if not for his miracle boner.

by SALUKIDUO April 22, 2011

Miracle Musical

best fucking music anyone's ever heard like holy shit how do you hear these songs and not begin miracle musicaling all over the place
it's a side project of joe hawley, fun fact about miracle musical the mind electric was originally for tally hall but was scrapped. also a lot of the tally hall members are also part of miracle musical don't know if they kept it coming back though

guy 1: " it feels like flying but maybe we're dying "
guy 2: " hey did you know that song's 7 minutes long and it's by ミラクルミュージカル also known as miracle musical? "
guy 1: " ... "

by it's now and never a reverie e September 18, 2023

miracleworker

Usually said sarcastically about someone who must complete an apparently simple task

All I have to do is teach simple slang words.
Why do I feel like such a miracleworker?

by nick_g July 15, 2011