Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.

I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.

by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022

Midwest Male

Essentially a Sigma Male who is very talkative.
He's defined by his lack of awareness for privacy and personal space.

"Tom is such a Midwest Male. He wouldn't shut up at the urinals"

by Closetobegood January 26, 2022

Midwest Lollipop

An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.

“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”

“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”

“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”

by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022

midwest

the absolute worst place in the us, somehow managing to surpass the mid-ness of texas, this hellhole of a place is absolutely infested with homophobes, strange patriots (the ones who spend their nonexistent money on too much america merch) and trump supporters. so wear a maid dress just to piss them off. or better yet dont come here.
(source: am from the midwest)

ITS CALLED THE MIDWEST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE THING IN IT IS MID - random tiktokers being based for once

by xX_Peachy_Xx March 29, 2022

Midwest Baptism

When you are driving on a two lane highway in the Midwest and a plow is going the opposite direction and sprays your windshield and vehicle with slushy snow such that you have to run the wipers on high.

“I was on my way to your booze-mas party when on highway 19 got a Midwest Baptism”

by Mikey5w March 31, 2022

Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin at the same time.

I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail on Friday night.

by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022

Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin in a recreational form.

I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail the other night. I haven't been able to sleep, drink, or eat since.

by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022