internet microcelebrity

Someone who believes that 30,000 followers makes them famous. Often fitness YouTubers or Instagram record producers with 5,000 followers and a verified tag. Often found in the comment sections of @rap, @6ixbuzztv, or @worldstar.

Mike: Hey John! Lucas Hamilton just liked my post!

John: Who?

Mike: Lucas Hamilton! You know, the guy up the street who has 9,000 followers!

John: Wait, the internet microcelebrity dude?

by Le dieu du PEI July 31, 2021

Micro$hit

A rendition of the word "Microsoft" used by wannabe-hackers and computer luddites the world over.

"i woz using micro$hit windoze, da shame"

by !MNc99 March 24, 2005

micro/macro

Most often applies to Warcraft and Starcraft; a player's ability to manage units and hero in battles while creeping, but at the same time, managing the economy and their ability to consistantly produce units.

4k.grubby has perfect micro/macro but still lost to moon because NE are Imba.

by Schommer May 23, 2006

Micro$oft

The long version of M$; one of the most popular nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.

So how many consumers will Micro$oft screw today?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

micro chips

1) Microwaveable chips of the chav variety... cheap - hard - effective

2) A very Greasy Boy

Comes from the term "Microwaveable Chips"

1)
Mam: "Corrina yer micro chips are ready"

Corrina: "In a min Mam!"

2)
"That kid's a micro chip"

by Steffanio January 5, 2005

micro soft dick

1. A micropenis either in its flaccid state or with the inability to achieve an erection.
2. A penis which is really small, resembling a micropenis while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal micropenis in its erect state.

1. "He had a micro soft dick - Not only was it a micropenis but he could never even get it hard. It was basically a clit."
2. Suzie (walks in on Johnny changing) : "Wow, your dick is tiny! You must have a micropenis!"
Johnny: "No, it is a 'micro soft dick'. Look it up on Urban Dictionary! That means it's really tiny when it's soft but it might not be when it gets erect!"
Suzie: "Might not be? That's not very reassuring, hehe."

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Über Micro

Über Micro - the abilily to control various different units in Real-Time Strategy games. Micro is short for micro management, Über means larger, better, superior. Having Uber Micro means you are superb at controlling many different units at a time, or you pwn noobs.

1) teh_pwnerer has über micro, he can pwn you with 1 Technical because he just has the micro.

2) that guy just pwned me, he definatelly had Über Micro.

by $eaN¿ September 9, 2006