Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021
Get the Micro marriage mug.The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.
Sophia fell in love with Michael but to her dismay, she realized he had the tiniest penis and only knew how to micro-fuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.
by YouKnowItsForMe June 25, 2023
Get the Micro-Fuck mug.A small dip in e-mini S & P futures of 3 to 10 points (a fraction of a percent) that usually leads to a new high of day. Usually shorting a micro-dip results in a loss. Usually, buying a micro-dip results in a profit.
/ES micro-dippers won again! /ES micro-dip in progress...you know what to do! Careful shorting the micro-dip or you may get your head handed to you! If you're not a micro-dipper you're not a winner!
by no_pullbacks May 10, 2017
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Get the Micro gang mug.The act of seining the surf with a small weive net and coming up with crabs about one quarter of an inch across the length of the shell.
We were in the surf netting sea creatures and all we were catching was these tiny fairly recently hatched crabs - micro-crabs. We were micro-crabing.
by WuShen August 5, 2012
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"Have you created a Micro CV for waitressing jobs?"
" Yes, I've only listed my waitressing experience and my training related to restaurants".
" Yes, I've only listed my waitressing experience and my training related to restaurants".
by EmploymentAdvisor April 27, 2021
Get the Micro CV mug.He loved the kids he did that’s why they called him Mirco Jackson
Micro Jackson, a nonce named Michael
Micro Jackson, a nonce named Michael
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