metric shitload

Equivalent to:

» Heaps
» Lots
» Lotsa lotsa
» Craploads
» Mucho
» Many alot
» Ball of dung

I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Metric Douchebag

A Metric douchebag the Canadian equivalent of a "chotch bag"

See: Jersey Shores

Canadian: Dude, these guys on Jersey Shores are real chotch bags, eh?

American: Uh, what?

Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.

by Metric Douche November 21, 2010

metricals

a disease where multiple substances begin to flow out of your penis.

"Dude i cant believe I'm having a metricals problem right now, it all just keeps flowing on out"

by Morgan_Puppy April 20, 2015

metric buttload

Seventeen. Why? Count for yourself the next time you have a metric buttload of anything; you'll see.

We had a metric buttload of people at the party last night, yo.

Just seventeen? Kindof a lousy turnout, dontcha think?

by Mightjo July 15, 2005

Merrick

Merrick is a short little goblin who thinks he is the shit but is not the shit, he thinks he is good at everything but in reality he is a lower than average bench rider, he is also very ugly and fat. He is very un atheletic and runs like a penguin. If this troll ever gets a girlfriend by some miracle he blows the chance or scares her away. If you know a Merrick stop being friends with him because he acts like he can just be a dick to everyone and loose you as a friend thinking he has a million other friends but in reality he doesn't. Also he is a dick that's somewhat funny but is VERY ANNOYING constantly texting you every second. He dresses like he does not see the outfit before he chooses or he does not have any other clothes

Girl: did you see Merrick?
Boy: yah he's an ugly annoying fat ass
Girl: tru

by Straightcoolkidballer69 March 15, 2017

Metric System

The Metric System is the punishment technique used in every country in the world except the United States for disobedient children in primary school. When a student behaves poorly, an instructor may use a meter stick to reprimand said student. In fact, the weapon wielded by instructors, the meter stick, is regulated by the IMSA (International Metric System Association).

Example of Metric System in use:

Instructor: You failed your test, Thomas
Thomas: You failed to educate me.
Instructor: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME TOMMY!?! *pulls meter stick out of pocket and beats child

by Distrukshun March 23, 2019

Merrick

If you have a Merrick then don't become good friends with her. Shes a backstabbing bitch. Don't let her get comfortable because she then builds a gay ass ego. She will think she can put people down without consequences. She will slowly lose her friends, so don't bother having a Merrick.

Just don't bother with a Merrick.

by Iliketrees. May 20, 2010