The Stakeout Method

(noun) A method for getting a person that you think is attractive to notice you

Person 1: "How are you gonna get that sexy sorority girl in our English class to notice you?"
Person 2: "I think it's time to put The Stakeout Method into full effect.

by Stakeoutpioneer April 14, 2015

Jeff Method

When a girl shows interest in you, and instead of responding you simply ignore her, and leave for another continent.

This girl I wasn't into was all over me, so I just used the Jeff Method and up and left for Europe.

by Laleph May 16, 2010

Domestic Violence Method

When a person (usually a woman) makes false allegations of rape, domestic violence or child abuse to gain leverage in Family Court or alienate the other parent from the children. Making false allegations of domestic violence allows the accusers to obtain Domestic Violence Orders, which they use to stop the other parent having contact with their children. Accusers may also obtain free Legal Aid, free community housing etc

Father : I haven't seen my kids in 2 years because the courts banned me when Sally said I was a psychopathic child molestor.

Friend : really bro? Sounds like she really put the Domestic Violence Method into effect.

by GotSpankedAsAKidButLovedIt September 27, 2013

book method

The method in which a male strategically places a textbook, workbook, or notebook in front of the crotch or pelvic region to cover an embarrasing erection or boner. Mostly used in between classes while walking in the hallways.

Mike: Chemistry was so boring man, all i thought about was fuckin' bitches.

Joe: shit dude did u get a boner?

Mike: yea, i had to use the book method after class.

by _bLinkme July 19, 2007

penny method

Form of birth control in which it is okay to have sex as long as the woman squeezes a penny between her knees.

My parents used the penny method, I have thirteen brothers and sisters.

by ThunderMummy November 11, 2005

Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.

"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"

by Kmeelain September 14, 2009

Beecher Method

Owning a dude by biting or cutting his penis while pretending to perform fellatio on him. The Beecher Method is useful for defending onself in an abusive situation. This was made popular by the HBO series OZ when regular but crazy inmate Beecher bit Robson's penis when he was sexually assaulted in his cell.

1.I think Rihanna should've made up with Chris Brown after the fight, then used the Beecher Method.
2. Driver 1:(Honking car horn) Drive slower, Dickhead!
Driver 2: Blow Me!
Driver 1: C'mon over, bitch! I'll give you the Beecher Method!

by darkest_light October 13, 2009