malding

Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.

So bad, so mad! Simply malding

by SlangLang.net February 27, 2021

Malding

When someone gets bald, because he or her is mad all the time.

Leftist losers are malding again.

by Trumpforever March 1, 2021

Meloing

To be absolutely 100% perfect in every and any way possible.

She was so beautiful and meloing that she got the attention of everyone.

by smargmen00 March 27, 2021

malding

when you're mad and you're balding

"man I'm malding"
"haha nerd"

by throwawaygh June 24, 2021

Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.

"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"

by Sacculish July 2, 2021

Meltingmellons

A dumbass who thinks shin loves her and not me🤣🤣

“Have you heard of Meltingmellons?”
“The dumbass who thinks shin loves her?”
“Yes!”

by Kaeya😼 August 30, 2021

malding

verb
the process of going mad and balding.

bro, anatomy has got me super stressed. i think i'm malding.

by surgtech2022 October 5, 2021