Melty Thing

The "butterflys" you get in your stomach when your sexually excited

johnny is kissing mary and she says.."omg im getting a Melty Thing"

by muffinbaby March 29, 2007

Meaty Pasta

You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.

I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.

by Meat Man October 26, 2012

Meaty Bow Tie

The wrapping of one's penis around the base of the scrotum and then held tight against the inner thigh without using one's hands.

I showed her the meaty bow tie and that's how I met your mother.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Meaty Tweaty

Sending out dick pics on Twitter

I was on Twitter when I saw a meaty tweaty

by Me. Walrus March 31, 2016

meaty crevice

Massively fat labias resulting in a recessed vagainal entrance

Area created by an obese vagina

He buried his rod deep into her meaty crevice.

by Triplebrew May 6, 2016

Meaty Thwack

The sound effect created in cinema and games when skin is violently struck with a blunt force object.

Notably found in the show Daredevil and the game Rust.

There was a beautiful, meaty thwack when I used my rock to tear the chicken breasts from the body of that hog.

Daredevil took down the muggers with a flurry of meaty thwacks, leaving them senseless on the ground.

by WillemNotAlistair June 14, 2016

meibys

A Latin muslim slut. She is usaully married and tend to chase younger men for money. She passes her vagina out to get stuff. Her vagina usaully will stink from where ever she maybe all the way across the world.

Meiby's dont eat pork and her vagina is like a ocean... gaping with no walls.

"When She f*cked me for a chicken salad her vagina was like throwing a hotdog in a dryed up ocean, she must of been 70 years old."
"She sounds like a Meibys"

by LaUnknown February 9, 2018