Makyla

A girl who tells you what you want to hear and does a really good job at pretending she's the one but is actually planning to hurt you really bad and she will.

friend: Hey how are you and Makyla?
you: She hurt me and now I am heavily addicted to drugs and alcohol

by dedsoonlol February 2, 2022

Big Meaty Shanker

A huge, gross booger. One that is so stuck up one's nose that it frequently has to be picked out.

Man, I really feel like wiping this big meaty shanker on my boss's doorknob.

by Fucknuggetz August 26, 2017

The Mecky Shuffle

Right before you ejaculate, you pinch your uncircumcised foreskin at the tip, creating a pocket you fill with semen. Then fill same pocket with urine before releasing everything over the toilet, flushing everything out.

Instead of blasting on this broads tits, I prefer to fuck her sink up with the mecky shuffle.

by Craig Wayne Jenkins June 4, 2018

big meaty balls

GIGANTIC MUTHA FUCKIN BALLS NIGGA

"I have big meaty balls." "Proof?"

by a guy with big meaty balls April 11, 2021

A series of meaty beneathies

The act of putting a passed out/sleeping person on a skateboard and hurtling them underneath a squatting person as they defecate a series of short quick bursts of moist befoulment onto the moving soul beneath them. NOTE: In order to be granted 'series' status, there must be at least three seperate arse-discharges, otherwise it is only a 'meaty beneathy'.

Did you guys see Dave get a series of meaty beneathies last night at Kevin's party? He looked like a shit avalanche rolling down the driveway.

by Zonal K November 25, 2019

Luigi's meaty cock

Luigi has a big cock and it's so big that Mario is really jealous.

Princess Peach: I leave you, Mario.
Mario: Why?
Princess Peach: Because of Luigi's meaty cock.

by Beter47 January 3, 2021

Henry’s Meaty Calves

No definition, just Henry’s meaty calves

Big cum slut Henry has a treacherous case of Henry’s meaty calves

by Henry’s Meaty Calves December 27, 2021