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Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.
So bad, so mad! Simply malding
by SlangLang.net February 27, 2021
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Malding

When someone gets bald, because he or her is mad all the time.
Leftist losers are malding again.
by Trumpforever March 1, 2021
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Mandingo Mindy

A woman of Caucasian decent who emulates loves and pretends to worship black people as if she were an ally or black herself (ie Rachel Dolezal). These women aren't inherently bad but definitely don't help as much as they claim. They will boo love black until it dosen't benefit them when the Mindy is outed for not being as much of an ally as she claims she goes back to default as a Karen to defend what little is left to save face. Few Mindy's are caught but the ones who are will Karen up and call her DBF (Designated black friend) for rescue usually outing said person as a coon in the process
You: Wow Kelley really likes black people

Me: no shes a mandingo mindy she got with a black dude and started wanting to be down with the cause but when shes mad at black people its nigger this and nigger that off that karen rage
by Phoenix451739 April 8, 2021
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malding

when you're mad and you're balding
"man I'm malding"
"haha nerd"
by throwawaygh June 24, 2021
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Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.
"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"
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Malding

This man is malding on Crypto.
by anonymous November 4, 2021
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malding

verb
the process of going mad and balding.
bro, anatomy has got me super stressed. i think i'm malding.
by surgtech2022 October 5, 2021
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