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manualist

one you loves the fart noise so much they decide to move into a musical career with the sounds of farts. By pressing their hands together, any note, any song, any riff can be performed by cranking the #2 pre-shit fart noise through your hands. These type of people usually have no one that loves them, included their family and it's usually due to pulling out their instrument at the end of the date to close the deal.
Hey baby, I know this is our first date, but I feel you should hear my manualist talent in hopes I can get laid tonight.
by Doanwanna Poopoo February 22, 2008
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Mantua

Having a small penis.
"that poor guy...got hooked up with a mantua"

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"Mitch never let his mantua get in the way of his love life"
by Moonroach October 26, 2004
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Matadorial

1. To attract lots of attention (normally in a discussion) only to deflect it at the last moment to another person.
1. He escaped the situation in true matadorial style
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Manual Tendo

When you take control of your goalie in any sport game and make a great save. You are then given the option to scream Manual Tendo as loud as you can after making the save.
by ZnYp3 October 20, 2009
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manual hysterectomy

The removal of a uterus with one's hands. Inverse of Sub Zero's spin rip fatality, when one goes through the vagina to rip the uterus out. Much simpler when one is dealing with a vastgina
by dantastic danomite October 25, 2009
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manual snoozing

when you completely turn off your alarm clock and tell yourself that you'll get out of bed in a minute, hoping that you don't fall back asleep and end up late for work or school.
I turned off my alarm clock and ended up manual snoozing until 6:55, so I didn't have time to shower before work.
by Jay Kizzle January 23, 2011
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manually google

when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book
my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked
by heinygirl February 20, 2011
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